PLEASE READ THE JOKES THAT DAVE HAS ADDED TO THIS VIDEO!!
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WHAT DO YOU CALL IT WHEN CHEMICALS IN A PRIMORDIAL SOUP EVOLVE INTO DARWINISTS? Soup to nuts.
WHY DID THE EVOLUTIONIST CROSS THE ROAD? He was recapitulating "life in the chicken stage."
CHARLES DARWIN WALKED INTO AN ELEGANT VICTORIAN RESTAURANT WITH A CHIMPANZEE.
THE MAITRE D' IMMEDIATELY PROTESTED. "SIR," HE SAID, "YOU CAN'T BRING THAT VILE, DISGUSTING BEAST IN HERE!" "IT'S QUITE ALL RIGHT, MY GOOD MAN" SAID DARWIN, "I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT CHIMPANZEES ARE VERY NEARLY HUMAN." WHAT
DID THE MAITRE D' REPLY? "I'm not talking to you--I'm talking to the ape."
IF YOU WERE SENTENCED TO SPEND THE REST OF YOUR LIFE ON A DESERT ISLAND, BUT COULD TAKE ANY OF CHARLES DARWIN'S BOOKS WITH YOU TO READ, WHAT SHOULD YOU TAKE? Poison.
Knock Knock. "WHO'S THERE?" Darwin. " DARWIN WHO?" That's what they'll be saying 50 years from now--Darwin WHO?
WHAT DID THE FAMOUS PALEOANTHROPOLOGIST SAY WHEN GRANT MONEY STARTED POURING IN? "I love Lucy."
DESCRIBE DR. DUANE GISH, AN AUSTRALOPITHECINE, AND CHARLES DARWIN. A champ, a chimp and a chump.
AFTER DARWIN DISCOVERED HE WAS EVOLVED FROM AN APE, HOW FREQUENTLY DID HE BATHE? He didn't bother taking baths--he used flea powder.
BESIDES LINKS, WHAT ELSE WAS DARWIN MISSING? His marbles.
IF SIX MONKEYS POKED RANDOMLY AT TYPEWRITERS FOR FIVE BILLION YEARS, WOULD THEY WRITE THE COMPLETE WORKS OF SHAKESPEARE? No, but they would write the lyrics to Tommy Roe's "Sweet Pea," the script for "Billy Jack," and the game-by-game strategy of the Chicago Cubs since 1909.
DESCRIBE THE STEP-BY-STEP EVOLUTION OF CHARLES DARWIN. Slime, cooties, sponge, anchovy, piranha, snake, weasel, skunk, jackass, swine, baboon, imbecile, Darwin
WHAT DOES DARWIN'S THEORY HAVE IN COMMON WITH INSECT-CONTAINING AMBER? They're both full of bugs and started by a sap.
WHAT KIND OF EVOLUTIONARY THEORY IS PUNCTUATED EQUILIBRIUM"? A fast one.
DARWIN 'S UNDERSTANDING OF BIOLOGY QUALIFIED HIM FOR WORK IN WHAT TYPE OF CELLS? Padded ones.
WHY DID DARWIN SAY MAN LOST HIS TAIL? He was out of his tree
HOW MANY EVOLUTIONISTS DOES IT TAKE TO SCREW IN A LIGHT BULB? None. Given enough time, random processes will assemble a new bulb in the socket.
HOW MANY EVOLUTIONISTS DOES IT TAKE TO SCREW IN A LIGHT BULB? Evolutionists have not yet evolved to that point.
Karl Priest
http://www.insectman.us
West Virginia educator for 37 years in Kanawha and Roane Counties. Four of those years were as a principal. He taught students from kindergarten through 9th grade, mostly as a math specialist, and spent his last nine years as a Junior High School and Middle School math teacher. Karl was part of what is arguably the first shot against public school decay during the 1974 Kanawha County Textbook Controversy. In 1975 Karl helped establish Fair Haven Christian School which is still an active school in the eastern part of Kanawha County. Karl has been a long time foe of evolutionism which God used to bring him to the position as volunteer State Coordinator for Exodus Mandate.
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